24 April 2009

Underdogging

Good day to you. Last weekend, I went on a road trip to Torquay, which I posted a clip of already (the other one is still in production). The new park at Geelong is ridiculously good. Seriously, you'd have rocks in your head to miss out on this one.

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One of the best features of the park is piped music coming out of speakers all over the place. When we first arrived, the Velvet Underground was playing and I thought, that's pretty good. Turns out you can just plug an ipod in and broadcast it. Genius! The park's cruisy street sculpture vibe was accentuated by the music. I imagined I was in a skate video a bit.

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We stayed at Pete's in-laws holiday unit in Torquay, which features a barbecue. There was a heated supermarket session, procuring lots of meat and beer and blokey stuff.

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The crew was Pete, Scottie, Jason, myself, and Sean, who had been surfing and skimboarding and such all day, and turned up later. He rides a longboard, which is apparently actually made for riding on snow. Bit of an allrounder.

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Here's Scottie acting again, like when he was Richard Knott on Neighbours. This photo tells another story, but Pete was the cook the whole weekend, quite the barbecue valedictorian. He even made these burgers from scratch. Man we ate a lot of meat.

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That night, we were introduced to the phenomenon of underdogging. Basically, it involves running under someone on a swing, and is practiced on every Canadian street corner.

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Scottie was loving it. He's out of frame in this photo - the top of the frame, that is!

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The beach at night sounds so good

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We slept (despite Sean's violent snoring) and woke ready to shred. I shared a bed with Scottie, more on that later.

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First stop of the day: Airey's Inlet. Terrible park, but beautiful spot and strangely enjoyable.

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Lorne park was fun once we got warmed up. Some crazy kids on scooters and one running around aimlessly were a bit stressful. Ever since my accident, I see collisions about to happen everywhere. I think parents should watch their kids a bit more closely at skateparks.

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There was a bit of shredding here, as seen in the clip I already made. This wall coming out of the top of the pyramid was really fun, but required manning up to utilise. I didn't really man up, but you get the idea.

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This mini ramp was on the way back again. It was quite fun and random, even if we have been spoiled by Coburg's perfection.

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A little girl came up to us and started crying, because she was lost and had been fighting with her sister. We found her sister and took them to the shops, where they could find their way to their campsite. It was weird, because I felt like if people saw us walking with two crying little girls through the bush it would look pretty dodgy. Political correctness gone mad.

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Last stop of the day was Torquay park, which is quite fun and hilarious in its own way. we stayed there till dark. Look at the guy flipping the bird at his mate. That's a term of endearment amongst young skaters these days, like 'I feel comfortable projecting my alienation and hostility onto you, because I love you'.

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The original plan was to hit the town that night, but we were all too knackered from shredding, apart from Sean, who had also been surfing before we woke up that morning. So we played cards for a while.

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And watched DVD's. Crazy times!

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Sensing had become boring old people, we decided to do something exciting, even though we all really just wanted to go to sleep. The decision was to make midnight pancakes. Scottie assumed a different persona for this excercise, a zombie who looked like the comedian Carl Baron.

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Of course, they were cooked on the barbecue. And of course, Pete was the chef. And actually, it was just one big midnight pancake.

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We sang a song with the words MIDNIGHT PANCAKES! repeated infinitum.

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They were very tasty.

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Scottie and I were raising eyebrows on the couch

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And our sleeping arrangement did nothing to stop tongues wagging.

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Next morning, we put all this in our stomachs, with maple syrup on it!

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There were a couple of kids at this park, not enough to notice or stress me out about running into them or anything.

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Great trip! Another clip forthcoming.

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I've been working in the stooge all week, writing and making jeans.

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Scottie came in and took my photo today. Jason was on hand to hold the thing and tell me I looked good.

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I forgot to mention the art show downstairs from the stooge, which was great! But now it's gone. Mavie was taking stuff down for Tim and Andy today.

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In related news, top bloke, distinguished shredder and cool handball film maker Tim Hillier was hit by a crazed motorist last night while riding his bike. He's ok and resting up at home. Get better Tim! And chill out, motorists.

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20 April 2009

MIDNIGHT PANCAKES

This is the first installment of our road trip to Torquay over the weekend. Be on the lookout for photographic documentation as well as another clip filmed with an actual video camera!

16 April 2009

Adelaide easter road trip

Mike was driving to Adelaide for Easter, so Brett and I went along for the ride. This picture was taken 2.5 hours after our scheduled departure time. I had been up for ages, excited.

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Mike and I helped Brett move around some intensely valuable pieces of indigenous art before hitting the road.

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This is how Brett sees me:

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This is how I see Brett. Yes, that is a lightsaber cigarette in his mouth.

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We stopped for a toilet break but there was no toilet, just a large group of albino kangaroos.

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Answering the call of nature whilst peering at the albino kangaroos, Mike was surprised by a chicken running over and luxuriating under what must have been the first decent bit of rain it had experienced in years. Quite the road trip moment. Sorry Mike!

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I was taking a turn at driving and this massive settlement of police stopped us. They were having an easter blitz, bless them. Turns out Mikes back tyres were too worn, so they gave him a defect notice and 72 hours to replace them. kind of a tough call when it's the afternoon before a long weekend and he was driving a further 600 km in the next 12 hours. But they were nice about it.

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We hightailed it to Mike's brothers house, where we put some spare tires on that had a bit more tread. Problem solved. Part one of road trip over.

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I was staying at my dad and Joy's place. The times were wild. I managed to fit in Rebus, the Bill and Inspector Poirot over three consecutive nights. Bliss!

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Now that's a shed.

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Spotted the creepy balloon man in Rundle mall. Must have creeped out too many people in Melbourne. Watch out for this guy.

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Went for a ride with Jolan and Mandy past Semaphore, which was lovely.

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Stopped for chips and ice cream

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A crazy woman trashed Bub (my mum) and Anna's house on Saturday night. She stood at Anna's window for ages and stuck a pen through the screen. When Anna yelled at her to go away and that she had called the police, she went around breaking all the windows and throwing pot plants around. Weirdly, she took her cardigan off and pegged it to the clothes line. A neighbour tackled her as she was leaving and she started screaming about the devil, then went quiet until the police came.

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After an early morning debrief over Jamesons and I.T. Crowd, we went to the beach.

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Toffee was loving it.

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Went shredding with Mugagga, Andrew, Mitch and Braydon on Monday. This is when we were watching 'Sorry' at Braydon's house. Didn't get any photos of the actual session, but we skated a great newish park with a parking block on the top of a quarter. It was great!

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Dinner on Monday night, my cousin Tamara came along. Always a pleasure.

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And I met her boyfriend Steve, a mild mannered fellow who turns out to lift bowling balls via his scrotum and stick pins through his mouth. His stage name is Mr.Tetanus. I was suitably impressed and somewhat quietened.

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Then the trip back! We stopped at another random toilet stop without a toilet. this was just a dirt track littered with strange bits of clothing and paper, as well as a large hole. Quite pretty, nonetheless.

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We had a game of stationary SKATE on the dirt. This is the last photo taken of my board while it was in my possession, as it was accidentally left behind at this very spot. Hopefully someone nice finds it and not some crazy person who sticks pens through window screens.

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We spotted a burning field and insisted on stopping to take a look, hear and smell.

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Brett decided to get closer to the action and who was I to be sensible and tell him not to?

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What followed was both invigorating and surreal. Amazingly, our shoes were not melted.

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A fitting end to a somewhat storybook road trip.

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